The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)

Edward Norton/Kristen Bell/Anvil (2009)

Conan O'Brien: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Conan O'Brien : [during "In the Year 3000"]  NBC will become a pay TV channel. For every hour you watch it, they will pay you fifty dollars.

• Conan O'Brien : [during "In the Year 3000"]  After Radio Shack changes its name to "The Shack" and Pizza Hut changes its name to "The Hut", The Olive Garden will change its name to "The Horrible Restaurant".

• Conan O'Brien : [after noting that the band's been watching the baseball game during the show]  Who had the balls to do that? Who was it, just tell me who it was.

  [Jerry Vivino raises his hand] 

  Conan O'Brien : Was it you, Jerry? Was it because this game determines who the Yankees play? Okay. Well you're fired. I can do that, right? Because I'm a Red Sox fan.

  [audience laughter/a few boos] 

  Conan O'Brien : Boo. Argh, argh, argh! Boo! Yay, yay. Yay boo, yay boo, it's lots of fun to do. If you like it, holler "yay", and if ya don't, ya holler "boo".

  [audience laughter; Conan knocks over his desk mic] 

  Conan O'Brien : My apologies to everyone.