- Dr. Strange: The orb of Agamotto shall reveal the culprit.
- Iron Man: Eye of Aggamotto, orb of Agamotto, what was it, buy one get one free at Magic Mart?
- Dr. Strange: It is an alternate realm known as The Dark Dimension.
- Iron Man: Oh, how come it's never the Duckies and Bunnies Dimension?
- Captain America: [on viewscreen] Doctor Strange. He's one of the most powerful magicians in all the universe. He's mastered the secrets of both magical and physical energy. His powers include levitation, travel to other dimensions, transportation of matter, Bulgarian cow tipping and he's great at Sudoku.
- Iron Man: Dormammu and the Mindles Ones. I have all your albums. Well here's another one hit wonder.
- [fires repulsor rays]
- Captain America: Careful, every known Infinity fractal is embedded in Dormammu's colar. He's the most powerful villain in town. Hmm tough break, Doom.
- Dormammu: [being pulled back into the Dark Dimension] You cannot defeat the dread Dormammu! I shall return.
- Falcon: [holds a marshmallow on a stick up to Dormammu's head] Well, if you do, we'll be sure to bring more marshmallows. Because seriously, your head is on fire. Fire!
- Human Torch: Like that's weird.