The Super Hero Squad Show (TV Series)

O, Captain, My Captain! (2009)

Steve Blum: Wolverine, Abomination

Quotes 

• Wolverine : 'Preciate the reassignment, Cap.

  Captain America : Oh, think nothing of it, Wolverine. You're doing me a favor. There's been an international incident, and my team could use you.

  Wolverine : Really? Who we bringin' the hurt to?

  Captain America : The South American rainforests.

  Wolverine : Uh, but... don't they usually need saving?

  Captain America : Uh, usually, but these trees attack everything in their path. I'm assembling the All Captains Squad to get to the ROOTS of the problem.

  Wolverine : Uh, hate to tell you, Captain, but I ain't no captain.

  Captain America : Well you are now. Welcome to the squad, Captain Canada! Here's your new uniform. Suit up. We'll talk at HQ.

  Wolverine : [chuckles at campy uniform]  Uh, not gonna happen, Bub.

  Captain America : Right-e-o. I'll get you back to that helicarrier, A-S-A-P.

  Wolverine : Uh, wait... no, no, no, that's fine.

  [snarls] 

• Captain Liechtenstein : [Wolverine/Captain Canada cuts a cord down to make himself a swing to sit on]  Ach! Destruction of SHIELD property! That is against regulation PH330. It is italicized!

  Wolverine : [chuckles]  You're forgetting rule #1, Bub - I don't care.

  Captain Australia : [pushes money jar across table]  Right then. Cough up a buck, mate.

  Captain Brazil : [Wolverine growls and ejects claws]  Don't be upset, Captain Canada. It's the no-arguing-between-Captains jar. Every time someone fights, they pay a dollar.

  Wolverine : [sighs]  Somethin' tells me I better put in a twenty.

• Silver Surfer : [tangled up in elastic straps]  Wolverine, I am having much difficulty wearing these suspenders!

  Wolverine : Maybe it's 'cause that takes pants...

  Silver Surfer : Pants! That is it!

  [begins panting heavily like a dog] 

  Silver Surfer : I feel them working already!

• Wolverine : [walking in new Captain Canada costume and adjusting briefs]  Ugh, blasted flag pajamas ride right up!

• Dr. Doom : A new villain has been made known to Doom. It is vital that he is cooperative to our plans. He may be a powerful ally.

  Abomination : Yeah, like the one we're standing in.

  M.O.D.O.K. : That's an alley, idiot! Alley!