30 Rock (TV Series)
Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 (2009)
Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy
Quotes
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Jenna Maroney : You've created two Lizzes, writer Liz and performer Liz. Performers need to be coddled, to be protected from the real world.
Jack Donaghy : I get it. I must treat her like the New York Times treats its readers.
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Jonathan : Sir, a Mr. Adouche is on the phone? I. M. Adouche?
Jack Donaghy : I am a douche?
[winces]
Jack Donaghy : Banks!
[picks up phone]
Jack Donaghy : What do you want?
Devon Banks : Did you say it?
Jack Donaghy : No, I knew right away.
Devon Banks : Oh, sure you did.
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Liz Lemon : I don't want to do this show anymore! Shut it down!
Jack Donaghy : I can't do that. If this thing loses money, I may as well let Banks play out one of his gay home-invasion fantasies on me.