30 Rock (TV Series)

Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 (2009)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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• Liz Lemon : Listen up, dummies. I'm gonna be gone this week doing my talk show, so I need to leave someone responsible in charge. Now, it's not about who I like the most or who's the funniest, so it's Toofer.

  Toofer : Thank you. As Tennyson wrote, "I mete and dole..."

  Liz Lemon : No, never mind.

• Liz Lemon : Frank, you're in charge.

  Frank Rossitano : Finally, someone cool is in charge. My first order is to disable the firewall. Gentlemen, we can surf for porn again!

• Liz Lemon : I don't want to do this show anymore! Shut it down!

  Jack Donaghy : I can't do that. If this thing loses money, I may as well let Banks play out one of his gay home-invasion fantasies on me.