"Community" Introduction to Statistics (TV Episode 2009) Poster

Ken Jeong: Ben Chang

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  • Annie : Dia de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, is sometimes referred to as Mexican Halloween.

    Senor Chang : Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.

  • Jeff Winger : It's this campus. It feeds on my coolness. I got no moves anymore!

    Senor Chang : Moves? Everything's a game to guys like you. I know one move I bet you've never tried in your life.

    Jeff Winger : What is it?

    [Chang whispers something in his ear] 

    Jeff Winger : [strolls over to Professor Slater, sits down and stares into her eyes]  Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.

  • Senor Chang : [about Professor Slater]  Is there a breeze here? Because someone struck out!

    Jeff Winger : She blew you off too, Chang.

    Senor Chang : Is that what you have to fall back on? Look at me, bro. Look at me. I've got the body of a fifth grader. If I was working with what you've got, she'd be at the Comfort Inn right now giving me a Mexican Halloween.

  • Britta : Nice of you to be here. I'm sure you'd rather be out with your hot professor.

    Jeff Winger : Well, it's funny. I enrolled here as a selfish loner, but you and the group have given me a crash course in friendship.

    Britta : She blew you off, huh?

    Jeff Winger : She's grading papers.

    Senor Chang : Professor Slater? She's not grading papers. She's at the faculty party in the cafeteria.

    Jeff Winger : Oh, look, it's the eavesdropping matador.

    Senor Chang : Are you saying my people are sneaky?

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