Community (TV Series)

Introduction to Statistics (2009)

Lauren Stamile: Professor Michelle Slater

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• Britta : Whoa. Yippy-ky-ye. I thought you weren't a costume guy?

  Jeff Winger : You had to have one to get in here, Squirrel.

  Britta : Oh, so where did you get it? 'Cause I wouldn't think any costume stores would be open this late.

  Jeff Winger : Well I... I don't know what you're getting at...

  Britta : I think the words you're looking for are, "I own a cowboy outfit," and it is tight, too. Did you buy it like that? Your toy gun to my head, I'd say yes.

  Professor Michelle Slater : Hi, Michelle Slater, PhD.

  Britta : Britta Perry, GED.

• Professor Michelle Slater : Are you, like, a court appointed guardian for these people?

• Professor Michelle Slater : [to Britta]  Oh, are you a classmate of Jeff's?

  Jeff Winger : Well, when you say 'classmate', it sounds like we take naps together and eat paste, but what's great about community college is that a lot of the students are just as mature as the teachers.

  [Abed arrives in a Batman costume] 

• Professor Michelle Slater : That's cute. A little aggressive. But as a busy, confident woman of authority I'm attracted to men who take charge.

  Jeff Winger : You being sarcastic or am I nailing it?

  Professor Michelle Slater : You were nailing it until you had to ask.

  Jeff Winger : Oh, damn it. Starting over. Hey, you in the skirt, date me.

  Professor Michelle Slater : I'd like to, Mr. Winger. You're tall, dress nice. I've graded enough of your tests to know I'd never feel mentally inadequate.

• Jeff Winger : Bernoulli's my favorite. Little know fact: statistics were not his only love, he's also famous for his French sauce used on meat and poultry.

  Professor Michelle Slater : That's bearnaise.

  Jeff Winger : Oh, we may need to settle this at a restaurant.