Parks and Recreation (TV Series)

Ron and Tammy (2009)

Megan Mullally: Tammy Swanson II

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Quotes 

• Tammy Swanson : It's really good to see you, Ron.

  Ron Swanson : You've aged horribly.

  Tammy Swanson : You... son of a bitch.

  Ron Swanson : That didn't take long.

  Tammy Swanson : [shouting]  Oh my God! What is your problem? Nothing's changed, has it? Who set the bed on fire?

  Manager : [the diner manager walks over]  Excuse me, folks.

  Ron Swanson : I DID, OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?

  [to manager] 

  Ron Swanson : We're fine, we're fine.

  [Ron and Tammy sit at different booths apart from each other] 

• Leslie Knope : I want it to be a perfect park with a state-of-the-art swing set and basketball courts, and off to the side a lovely sitting area for kids with asthma to watch other kids play.

  Tammy Swanson : Wow. If I'd had a park like that when I was growing up, I probably wouldn't have gone through such a prolonged mall-slut phase.