Is It Just Me? (2010)

Nicholas Downs: Blaine

Quotes 

• Blaine : Is it just me, or am I the only one who can't seem to find someone special. I beg the question: Am I the only gay man who's looking for more than what's behind the zipper? Why, in an ocean of beautiful men, do I feel like I'm alone at sea?

• Blaine : Being average in a world of physical perfection is the worst kind of gay purgatory.

• Michelle : Cameron is your roommate. He is not your friend. Why do you keep confusing the two?

  Blaine : He's a gay man. We have a code of ethics, you know.

• [Blaine laments that Xander slept with Cameron under the mistaken impression that he was Blaine] 

  Michelle : As far as Xander's concerned, he didn't do anything wrong. He slept with you - well, I mean "Blaine" - and you can't blame him for that.

  Blaine : Nope, I can't, but I can't be happy about it. Christ! I just hope I wasn't any good!

• Barista : That'll be $7.50.

  Blaine : Well, it's usually only, like, $5.50.

  Barista : It's aggravation charge. Since I'm the only one working today, pay it or leave it.

• Michelle : Wow, that is fascinating.

  Blaine : Isn't it?

  Michelle : No. I was practicing my sarcasm. How'm I doing?

• Michelle : You know you belong in a mental institute, right? And I say that from a place of love.

  Blaine : Why do I tolerate you?

• Antonio : I totally wanna write for USA To-Gay. I'm working on this sample column called Circuit News. It's important news for, you know, circuit people in the crowd.

  Blaine : That's a great idea. Another guide to where you can find cheap, empty, unfulfilled, drug-induced sex.

• Cameron : Hey, uh, you know anything about gonorrhea? Balls are on fire.

  Blaine : It's probably nothing. Just put a little Johnson & Johnson on your johnson.

• Pool Shark : Hey, sweetie, what's your sign?

  Blaine : Exit.