The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Guitarist Amplification (2009)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Penny : Here, what's going on?

  Leonard Hofstadter : It's a little hard to explain. He does this thing where he pretends he's in an alternate dimension that occupies the same physical space we're in, but he can't perceive us.

  Sheldon Cooper : Don't flatter yourself; I'm just ignoring you.

• [first lines] 

  Penny : Wow, Sheldon, I can not believe you made up your own game.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, "Research Lab" is more than a game. Like the slogan says, "the physics is theoretical, but the fun is real."

  Leonard Hofstadter : We must not be playing it right.

• Penny : I hear you don't like my stuffed animals, my driving or my punctuality.

  Leonard Hofstadter : What? Who would tell you something like that?

  [immediately looking at Sheldon] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Why would you tell her something like that?

• Penny : Hey.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Hey.

  [pause] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : We're, uh, going to the movies.

  Sheldon Cooper : No, we're not. We're standing in the hallway, suffering through an awkward encounter.

• Penny : How 'bout we buy you this robot, and then we all go home.

  Sheldon Cooper : I want that one.

  Penny : Okay, you can have that one.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, come on! He's just going to play with it twice, and it'll end up in his closet with all the other junk.

  Penny : Buy him the robot, Leonard.

  Sheldon Cooper : Can I get this comic book too?

  Penny : Yes, you can.

• Penny : [to departing customers]  Oh, thank you very much. Come back soon!

  [quietly] 

  Penny : With the other half of my tip.

• Penny : Are you ready to apologize?

  Leonard Hofstadter : No.

  Penny : Ehh! Wrong answer. But thank you for playing.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Come on. This is stupid.

  Penny : Oh, there it is again. You think I'm stupid.

  Leonard Hofstadter : No. There's a difference between being and acting stupid.

  Penny : Oh, yeah? Well, there's a difference between being a jerk and being an ass.

  Leonard Hofstadter : No, there isn't. They're synonyms.

• Penny : Come on, Sheldon, let's go home.

  Sheldon Cooper : I've heard that before. Then the next thing you know, I'm hiding in my bedroom, blaring a Richard Feynman lecture, while my mom is shouting that Jesus would forgive her if she put ground glass in my dad's meatloaf. And my dad's on the roof skeet shooting her Franklin Mint collectible plates.