Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 4 - The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood (2009 Video Game)
Nikki Rapp: Morgan LeFlay
Quotes
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Guybrush Threepwood : Can't you two just work it out over a nice grog-a-tini?
Morgan LeFlay : *The* Guybrush Threepwood is buying me a drink?
Elaine Marley : Over your dead body, trollop!
Morgan LeFlay : Who you calling "trollop", schooner-mom?
Guybrush Threepwood : Oh boy.
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Guybrush Threepwood : What are those scary-looking drinks?
Morgan LeFlay : They're a row of Blood Island Volcano Shots.
Guybrush Threepwood : They look... painful.
Morgan LeFlay : Only the first one.
Guybrush Threepwood : Yikes.
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Guybrush Threepwood : Y'know, if you have even a scintilla of a guilty conscience, I could really use your help.
Morgan LeFlay : Listening.
Guybrush Threepwood : There's this trial going on...
Morgan LeFlay : So I've heard. Some guy was trying to tell me that it's the "Trial of the century-y-y-y-y."
Guybrush Threepwood : Yeah, well, I could really use some trumped-up evidence. Or a few intimidated witnesses. Or maybe a well-placed bribe or ten.
Morgan LeFlay : You couldn't afford me.
Guybrush Threepwood : Of course, how silly of me. It's all about the pieces of eight with you, isn't it?
Morgan LeFlay : Not always. I also accept pieces of nine.
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Morgan LeFlay : Now I know who wears the daddy pants in the relationship.
Elaine Marley : You stay away from my boy's pants or I'll hang ya from my Jolly Roger, ja Jezebel!
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Guybrush Threepwood : [Angrily] Do you get health care for the repetitive stress injuries caused by all the back-stabbing and cutting off people's hands?
Morgan LeFlay : I said I was sorry.
Guybrush Threepwood : Sorry? I can't pick my left nostril without risking a lobotomy!