Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Yeah, I know it's sexy, Woodhouse, that's why I bought ten. Now arrange those by color.
Woodhouse : These are all black.
Sterling Archer : Oh, are they? Or are five in a dark black and five in a slightly darker black?
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Sterling Archer : The two things we don't allow in here. What are they?
Woodhouse : Dogs and your mother.
Sterling Archer : That's a very short list, isn't it?
Woodhouse : Yes, but you were quite insistent an exception be made.
Sterling Archer : I'm always insistent, Woodhouse.
Woodhouse : Yes, sir.
Sterling Archer : But I'm not to be trusted, am I?
Woodhouse : No, sir. But
Sterling Archer : Stop. Shut up. I have to go, but if I find one single dog hair when I get back I'll rub sand in your dead little eyes.
Woodhouse : Very good, sir.
Sterling Archer : I also need you to go buy sand.
Woodhouse : Yes, sir.
Sterling Archer : I don't know if they grade it but... coarse.