Psych (TV Series)

The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Episode (2010)

Michael Hogan: William Tanner

Quotes 

• Shawn Spencer : Are we gonna get to sing sea shanties, or any other kind of shanties? Do you have Dramamine, or should I just bring my own? Oh, Gus wants to know if you have cable on your boat 'cause it's the season finale of "Leverage" and his TiVo is on the fritz.

  William Tanner : You're job is to shut up.

  Shawn Spencer : Okay, that's good, that's easy. I was worried I would draw swabbing the decks which is a lot more difficult than remaining quiet.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : You're failing at your job right now.

  Shawn Spencer : Says you.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Says the definition of shut up.

• William Tanner : [talking to Lassiter and Juliet inside Tanner's boat]  You're worse than that guy in the papers. What's his name, Detective...

  Shawn Spencer : [shouting from outside the boat]  Dipstick!

  Carlton Lassiter : [screaming back]  Not another word!