- Shawn Spencer: Look, Mary... I know that Yang was a big part of your life. But she is behind electronic gates now and she can't hurt anyone anymore.
- Mary: Yang wasn't working alone.
- [pause]
- Shawn Spencer: You didn't give racquetball a fair shake, did you?
- Mary: I will not wear short pants, Shawn.
- Mary: [holds up Yang's book] I'm assuming you've read this?
- Shawn Spencer: Are you kidding? We're in it. If I'm not mistaken, and I am paraphrasing here, I am introduced on page eleven as a "thick-tufted boy genius who ice skates through life on polished blades of snarky eloquence."
- Mary: That is an exact quote, Shawn.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Do you remember what I was described as?
- Mary: "Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside, the fastidious wrinkle in the brow of Psych."
- Shawn Spencer: True, but she also said that you had "skin of pure cocoa velvetiness."
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: She also said she would like to use that skin to make children's dolls.
- Mary: I'd buy that doll.
- Female Guard: It's a preventative measure, she gets overly stimulated by colors.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: What about my face?
- Carlton Lassiter: Dammit, Mary, come on! What're you wearing, ankle weights?
- Mary: Of course I am! But I've got a thigh spasm. It burns so deep, you guys!
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Wait, you didn't pay the check? So what happened to my $20?
- Mary: I folded it into a tiny sailor's hat for a special friend.
- Shawn Spencer: Dude, it's Ben!
- [mouse squeaks]
- Shawn Spencer: Man, he wasn't kidding.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: That hat belongs in my wallet, Shawn.