The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Field of Streams (2010)

Will Forte: Principal Wally Farquhare

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : Hey, Wally, this school needs a baseball team.

  Principal Wally Farquhare : Can't afford it. Not with the popularity of the math club and the Fluffers, my a cappella singing group.

  Cleveland Brown : What if I could raise the money before the season starts?

  Principal Wally Farquhare : Why not? I'd love to see you raise five grand in a week.

  Cleveland Brown : Thank you.

  Principal Wally Farquhare : I meant that sarcastically.

  Cleveland Brown : Oh, well, then screw you.

  Principal Wally Farquhare : Thank you.

  Cleveland Brown : What?

  Principal Wally Farquhare : You said "screw me." I take that to mean you're attracted to me.

  Cleveland Brown : I'm gonna walk away now. Bye-bye.

• Principal Wally Farquhare : [to Cleveland Jr]  Go back to your dad, you chubby loser.

  Cleveland Brown : Nobody calls my fat son a chubby loser.

• Cleveland Brown Jr. : Someone stole my dad's jersey.

  Principal Wally Farquhare : Not just someone.

  [holds a tape] 

  Principal Wally Farquhare : This security footage should answer all your questions unless your questions are of a sexual nature in which case, you should talk to your parents or a priest.