The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Love Rollercoaster (2010)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : Facebook is a joke. You know who is my friend on Facebook? Margaret Cho. A woman I have not met, nor wish to ever meet is somehow a friend of mine. Please. I also don't need your stupid status updates. Ooh, "Betsy Sherman is excited to watch Heroes." Go suck an egg, Betsy. You know what? I need to Twitter that.

  [pulls out his phone and starts tweeting] 

  Cleveland Brown : Go suck an egg, Betsy.

• Rallo Tubbs : Teenage girls love to be told what to do. "Come over here, sweetie." "Lose the top." "All right." "Now lose the bottom." "Mm, not bad." "Turn around." "Okay, now turn back around and show me how bad you wanna be a cheerleader."

  Cleveland Brown : From the mouths of babes.

• Cleveland Brown : [to Roberta]  A fat suit? What the hell kind of comedy high school are you going to anyway?

  Teen Wolf-Like Character : [to Roberta]  Hey, Tyra. See you at the game on Friday.