The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

A Cleveland Brown Christmas (2009)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Cleveland Brown Jr., Lester Krinklesac, Herbert, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : Cleveland Jr., you're very lucky to have a father. You know, not all boys have fathers. Tonight, I'm gonna do my best to make sure that Rallo has a father on Christmas, but it's gonna be a dangerous mission and I might not make it back.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : No, Daddy, don't go.

  Cleveland Brown : Shh-shh-shh. You've been a good boy this year.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : I try, Daddy.

  Cleveland Brown : Proud of you. And I bet Santa's gonna bring you some nice gifts.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : I hope so.

  Cleveland Brown : Mm-hm. I'm so lucky to have a son like you. So peaceful.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : You're creeping me out a little, Dad.

  Cleveland Brown : Oh, I'm sorry. Seems like just yesterday you were standing up in your crib shaking on the sides like you couldn't wait to bust out of there and explore the world. Now look at you. All fat, can't play baseball worth a pile of dog crap still writing letters to Santa Claus at fourteen laying back, taking it while your dad strokes your face. What's wrong with you? What kind of kid have I raised?

  [Cleveland Jr. looks startled] 

  Cleveland Brown : Okay, now I'm gonna go find Rallo and Roberta's dad.