How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Playbook (2009)
Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : So Robin, do you have a playbook?
Robin Scherbatsky : [motions at breasts] Two volumes, right here.
Ted Mosby : I've read them, it's a good read.
Lily Aldrin : Yeah, I'm reading them right now.
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Lily Aldrin : I had Shelley reserved for Ted for three years!
Barney Stinson : Well, he didn't miss much. She's brainy and whiny and boring in bed. Hey, maybe she is perfect for Ted.
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Lily Aldrin : Can you believe that? He blames me! Oh, and by the way, Ted, I bet she'd still go out with you.
Ted Mosby : Hm. Let me think. Do I wanna go out with a girl Barney hooked up with? Guys, help me out with the harmonies?
Marshall Eriksen : Sure.
Ted Mosby : Hell no...
Robin Scherbatsky : Hell no...
Marshall Eriksen : Hell no...
Claire : Hell no...
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Barney Stinson : Guys, code red, emergency, lockdown! Nobody's leaving.
Robin Scherbatsky : What happened?
Barney Stinson : I tried the "He's Not Coming", and it worked, gangbusters. You should have seen this girl. Bang! Ping! Padow! Gadonk!
Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, I'm leaving.
Barney Stinson : So, we get up to my place, and I go into my room to set up the camera... to light the candles. And when I come out, she's gone, and so is The Playbook. I think we all know who is responsible for this.
Lily Aldrin : Yeah, we do.
Barney Stinson : Yeah. Al-Qaeda.
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Lily Aldrin : Barney, I've got half a mind to take that playbook and put it up on the internet for the whole world to see.
Barney Stinson : You wouldn't.
Lily Aldrin : I won't, as long as you agree to no more scams, no more cons, no more hustles, no more hoodwinks, no more gambits, no more stratagems, and no more bamboozles.
Barney Stinson : [long pause] I notice you left out flimflam?
Lily Aldrin : No more flimflam!
Barney Stinson : Damn it!