Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Perverted (2009)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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[Coming up to a crime scene where a biker is tied to a tree, pants pulled down with a bloody crotch area]
Detective Elliot Stabler : Dispatcher's a comedian. He wrote this up as a sexually mutilated tree-hugger.
Dr. Melinda Warner : [Referring to victims genitals] Someone did some illegal pruning. Left the berries, chopped the branch clean off.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Perp take it as a trophy?
Dr. Melinda Warner : Thought so at first, then CSU saw a squirrel run up that tree with it.
Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : I thought squirrels preferred nuts.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [Cragen tells Elliot to kick in a door, which Elliot's just busted his foot doing] I tried that already, either I'm getting older or the door's getting stronger.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [looks in Olivia's fridge] You have absolutely no food in here.
Detective Olivia Benson : There's this great thing, it's called delivery.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : Are you okay?
Detective Olivia Benson : Yeah... I think I'm finally getting over this flu.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [Telling Benson about the victim missing genitalia] Clyde Vandyne, our dead biker with the missing kickstand.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [finds vacation brochures] You planning a tropical getaway?
Detective Olivia Benson : A girl can dream, can't she? Stop snooping.