NCIS (TV Series)
Child's Play (2009)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [DiNozzo's looking at some artwork] Tony, Abby already unhid it. It's frequency jamming signals.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [blinking rapidly] No, maybe if I... maybe if I try to un-focus better-
[Gibbs enters and slaps the back of DiNozzo's head]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Focus, DiNozzo!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [staring cross-eyed] That's it, boss! Out of focus. It's dolphins... in moonlight! Thanks, boss.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Anytime.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : In the meantime, I hope you like being swabbed, poked and pricked.
Eddie Castillo : Why?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : 'Cause we're checking you for gunshot residue, blood and dirt from the crime scene. Anything I can think of. You know why? Because you're messing with my holidays... And I don't like it when people mess with my Thanksgiving!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You're telling me that a decorated Marine called *you* instead of the cops?
Eddie Castillo : He said if he went to the cops, then the girl's life would be in danger. I don't know why.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Girl have a name?
Eddie Castillo : Angela.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I had a combined SAT score of 950. Is that good?
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[Ducky enters his dining room with the Thanksgiving turkey]
Dr. Donald Mallard : It is such a pleasure to have you all here, even though our togetherness was not your first choice.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [referencing his canceled plans] Well, it's just Indian poker... all-you-can-eat crab legs...
[wistfully]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Showgirls...
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Relax, Tony. Plenty of wine.
[Without further ado, Tony lifts his glass of white, and Abby hurriedly fills his other glass with red]