Kevin James: Sam Larson, Mason Carver
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Quotes
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Amos : I told you the Ghost was not to be shared. This is real life, Samuel. People could get hurt.
Sam Larson : You read my book.
Amos : Of course I read the book. I thought we were friends.
Sam Larson : I'm really sorry. I changed the details. It was supposed to be fiction.
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Sam Larson : I'm sorry, who are you?
Rosa Bolivar : Rosa Bolivar, DEA.
Sam Larson : Thank you for saving me.
Rosa Bolivar : I don't do this job for thanks.
Sam Larson : That's a good signature line, think.
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Sam Larson : Looks a lot like my place.
Rosa Bolivar : Yeah, except the stuff on my walls are real.
Sam Larson : Yeah? How's this for real? I just met with the president's number one adviser.
Rosa Bolivar : General Ruiz?
Sam Larson : Mhm.
Rosa Bolivar : How did you get a meeting with him?
Sam Larson : How I get most my meetings here. I was abducted.
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Sam Larson : Let's light this candle!
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Sam Larson : I'm a writer, you know, who does lots of research. I'm not the Ghost.
El Toro : Exactly... what the Ghost would say.
El Toro : You know how I know that you are the Ghost, my friend? Because if you are not, I will kill you. I will cut you slowly and painfully with my knife.
Sam Larson : I am him. I am the Ghost.
El Toro : I knew it!
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Sam Larson : [at a Starbucks] So this is your office?
Kylie Applebaum : Offices are for assholes. I work in the cloud.
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Sam Larson : Take out the president? Why don't you help him do it?
Rosa Bolivar : Because, McRib, my job is to UPHOLD the law, not break it.
Sam Larson : Do me a favor. Can you stop with the names?
Rosa Bolivar : Sorry, I didn't know you were that sensitive.
Sam Larson : Yes. I am sensitive. To dying. I'm different that way. My mother would be like, "Why are you scared of death?" I don't know. I guess I'm allergic. It turns out I'm allergic. I'm allergic to death!
