Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)
Death Race to Oblivion! (2009)
Diedrich Bader: Batman
Quotes
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Mark Desmond : The Star of Bialya. Now, that will buy a lot of chemistry sets.
Batman : Sorry, Desmond. I'm giving you detention.
Mark Desmond : [childishly] Where's my mommy? The scary man is hurting me.
[murmuring from the crowd]
Batman : [putting him down] You may have fooled these citizens, Desmond, but I've had my eye on you since you pilfered those chemicals from S.T.A.R. Labs.
Mark Desmond : Those chemicals will give me the brawn to match my brain. And what better time than now to finally test them out?
Batman : No, Desmond! You don't know the side effects.
[drinking from a vial, he grows in size]
Blockbuster : Now Blockbuster is strongest.
[getting hit with a batarang]
Blockbuster : And Blockbuster no like Bathead.
[punching Batman, he knocks over a display case]
Blockbuster : Ooh, pretty sparkly rock.
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Green Arrow : What's gotten into you, Bats? You nearly hit Guy. I know he's a jerk, but...
Batman : You still don't get it, Arrow.
[nudging Arrow's car with the Batmobile]
Green Arrow : [seeing he's about to crash] No!
Batman : When it comes to protecting Gotham, I have no friends.
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Green Arrow : [Catwoman's car is knocked off course] Batman, we can't just let her...
Batman : No one's stopping you from saving her.
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Batman : [taking down Blockbuster] NIce work, Captain Marvel.
Captain Marvel : You, too, Batman. I've always wanted to work wi...
[seeing the museum displays]
Captain Marvel : Holy moly, the triceratops! Sorry, Batman, I-I don't wanna miss the dinosaurs.
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Mongul : Now that the course is complete, and the racers have arrived, let the games begin. So says Mongul!
Guy Gardner : Oh, you wanna play games?
[conjuring a mallet, he moves to strike]
Batman : Stand down, Guy.
Mongul : I can order Warmoon to obliterate the Earth with a thought.
[grumbling, Guy stands down]
Mongul : Then welcome to Death Race. One hundred treacherous miles across this desert. The rules are simple. Rule one: If my champion Steppenwolf wins, then Warmoon will destroy the entire planet. Otherwise, the winner becomes ruler of Earth, to play with it as he, or she, sees fit.
Joker : [laughing gleefully] Imagine what fun that would be.
Mongul : Rule two: anyone knocked out of the race will be teleported directly to Warmoon, where they can catch the end of the competition from a holding cell and await execution. Rule three: there are no other rules.
Green Arrow : What if we don't wanna play?
Mongul : Ah, that is your prerogative. But I will instantly destroy the home city of anyone who refuses to race. No quitters? Ah, splendid. Now, prepare your vehicles.
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Green Arrow : So, what's the plan, Bats?
Batman : My plan is to win. Losing would mean Gotham falls. Not on my watch.
Green Arrow : Hey, look, I feel the same way about Star City, but...
Batman : But nothing. I'm winning this race. The same way I won in Monte Carlo last year.
Green Arrow : Oh, please. You only won in Monte Carlo because I let you win.
Batman : [grabbing him, with a threatening fist raised] There's only one way to prove that, isn't there?
Mongul : [separating them with a laser blast] Now, now. Save your anger for the race.
Batman : See you at the finish line.
Huntress : So this is how it's gonna be? And I used to think you were hot.
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Mongul : Bravo, and brava. You ran a magnificent race. Ruthless and cunning. All that I could have asked. And you certainly humiliated my champion.
[blasting Steppenwolf]
Mongul : My ex-champion, that is. Unfortunately, I really have no use for a troublesome hero-laden world such as Earth. So I'm still gonna blow it up.
Batman : But you promised.
Mongul : Word to the wise: never trust someone who was a Warmoon.
Batman : Actually, I didn't.
Mongul : [the satellite blows up] My... my Warmoon!
Green Arrow : Go on, Mongul. You know you wanna say it. "Curses, foiled again."
Mongul : Very clever, humans. Just for that, I will destroy all of you before I go!
Batman : Wrong again, Mongul.
[converting the Batmobile into a super-suit and getting the best of Mongul]
Batman : The only place you're going is a small cell on Oa.
Guy Gardner : Ha, one punch. What a mook.