The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vengeance Formulation (2009)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [about Bernadette] She wants a commitment, and I'm not sure she's my type.
Penny : She agreed to go out with you for free; what more do you need?
Howard Wolowitz : Look, Bernadette is really nice; I just always thought when I finally settle down and do a relationship it would be with someone, you know... different.
Penny : Different how?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, you know... more like Megan Fox from 'Transformers'. Or Katee Sackhoff from 'Battlestar Galactica'.
Penny : Are you high?
Leonard Hofstadter : You'd have a better shot with the three-breasted Martian hooker from 'Total Recall'.
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, now you're just being unrealistic. Anyway, that movie was like twenty years ago; imagine how *saggy* those things would be.
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[Penny enters]
Penny : Hi, guys.
Sheldon Cooper : Hello.
Penny : Yo, Raj, talk to me!
[very long pause]
Penny : Nah, I'm sorry. Just screwin' with ya.
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[last lines]
Penny : [Howard is 'serenading' Bernadette] Oh, I am *so* sorry.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Are you kidding? That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me.
Howard Wolowitz : [sings] Bernadette!
[says]
Howard Wolowitz : Thank you, Cheesecake Factory!
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Penny : Why are you back from your date so early?
Howard Wolowitz : In romance, as in show business, always leave them wanting more.
Penny : [to Leonard] What exactly does that mean?
Leonard Hofstadter : He struck out.