The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vengeance Formulation (2009)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [about Bernadette] She wants a commitment, and I'm not sure she's my type.
Penny : She agreed to go out with you for free; what more do you need?
Howard Wolowitz : Look, Bernadette is really nice; I just always thought when I finally settle down and do a relationship it would be with someone, you know... different.
Penny : Different how?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, you know... more like Megan Fox from 'Transformers'. Or Katee Sackhoff from 'Battlestar Galactica'.
Penny : Are you high?
Leonard Hofstadter : You'd have a better shot with the three-breasted Martian hooker from 'Total Recall'.
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, now you're just being unrealistic. Anyway, that movie was like twenty years ago; imagine how *saggy* those things would be.
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Howard Wolowitz : Hey, did either of you guys know that three dates with the same woman is the threshold for sex?
Raj Koothrappali : Actually, I've never had three dates with the same woman.
Leonard Hofstadter : With Penny and me it took two years! Now that I think about it that was three dates.
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Raj Koothrappali : Here comes Kripke!
Leonard Hofstadter : Who is that with him?
Raj Koothrappali : Believe that's the president of the university.
Leonard Hofstadter : And the board of directors! Abort, abort!
Sheldon Cooper : There is no abort.
Raj Koothrappali : How could you not put in an abort?
Sheldon Cooper : I made a boo-boo, all right?
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Penny : Why are you back from your date so early?
Howard Wolowitz : In romance, as in show business, always leave them wanting more.
Penny : [to Leonard] What exactly does that mean?
Leonard Hofstadter : He struck out.