- True Jackson: [on an impending drama club school play] The first meeting's tomorrow. I'm so excited to do costumes. Usually I have to sew them all by hand, but this is the first year I've got a factory on hold.
- Lulu Johnson: I hope they pick a romantic play this year, so that Mikey J. can play my boyfriend, and we can have a scene where we finally, finally kiss!
- [Grunts in frustration and punches a hole in True's office wall]