True Jackson, VP (TV Series)

My Boss Ate My Homework (2010)

Ashley Argota Torres: Lulu Johnson

Quotes 

• Lulu Johnson : [disguised as a janitor]  I'm just cleaning up. It's a job. I hate trash.

  Fire Marshal O'Dannon : Yeah, well, these offices are shut down, kinda like some kind of snot nose couldn't keep her yap shut.

  Lulu Johnson : HEY!

  [fakes coughing] 

  Lulu Johnson : Sneeze these days. Am I wrong or am I right?

  Fire Marshal O'Dannon : You said it.

  Lulu Johnson : What are you gonna do?

  Fire Marshal O'Dannon : What can you do?

  Lulu Johnson : You can't do nothing. So uh, have you seen the room where they keep the wood chips and the gasoline?

  Fire Marshal O'Dannon : [surprised]  Sweet christ, that's what broke down that wall!

  Lulu Johnson : Come on, I'll show you!

  [True sneaks out of the garbage can and controls it] 

• Lulu Johnson : [runs in the office]  Hurry up!

  True Jackson : [they are next to easels of the dresses paintings]  I'm trying. Which'd do you like better?

  Lulu Johnson : Uh, the black one.

  True Jackson : The black one? But don't you think the red one looks funky?

  Lulu Johnson : Yeah, funky bad like oh thee clams tastes like funky bad.

  Fire Marshal O'Dannon : [walks by]  Hello!

  [True hides behind the red dress painting] 

  Fire Marshal O'Dannon : Who took down this tape?

  Lulu Johnson : Oh I think the wind blew it off.

  Fire Marshal O'Dannon : [suspiciously]  I don't feel any wind.

  Lulu Johnson : Well, not now but it was going crazy a minute ago. More like I'm okay.

  Fire Marshal O'Dannon : What are these?

  Lulu Johnson : Dresses scents. The big one to Paris. Which do you like better?

  Fire Marshal O'Dannon : Oh I don't know anything about dresses. But if I had to pick I'd go with the black one. The red one looks funky.

  True Jackson : Oh, come on!

  [the fire marshal takes the whole portrait off the easel] 

  Fire Marshal O'Dannon : What are you doing here? I shut this office down!

  True Jackson : Oh, you a sodius?

  Fire Marshal O'Dannon : What I say goes. Now, get out!

  True Jackson : You know, my whole life has lift up to cops and firemen, but you're just a bully. Come on, Lulu.

  Lulu Johnson : Lulu? I'm not Lulu.

  Fire Marshal O'Dannon : Your mustache is crooked.

  Lulu Johnson : Yeah well that's only because I---

  [takes the painting and runs off]