American Dad! (TV Series)

My Morning Straitjacket (2009)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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Quotes 

• Jim James : [to Stan about Francine]  Hey, is- is this your daughter?

  Stan Smith : Wife.

  Jim James : [impressed]  Damn!

• Stan Smith : [about Jim James, the lead singer from My Morning Jacket]  He makes Enya sound like a Russian couple arguing at the bowling alley.

• Stan Smith : [to Hayley]  You whore! Music slut! Shaking those ears all over town, letting anyone in!

• Roger the Alien : Francine, Courteney Cox played a chef on Friends. Your cooking is worse than her acting!

• Roger the Alien : Spoiler alert! The sweet potatoes suck. How can sweet potatoes not be sweet? Hmm? Frannie, how'd you take the sweet out of the potatoes?

• Francine Smith : Stan, all you ever feel is anger. Why is that the only emotion you can express?

  Stan Smith : Because people make me mad all the time for being stupid about everything! Now, pass me the fucking sweet potatoes!

• Stan Smith : [after taking away Hayley's concert tickets]  Spider say burp!

• Roger the Alien : [when he's dressed up as Hayley]  Well, I'm gonna go beg for money on the beach since I'm dressed for it.

• Roger the Alien : [after he and Stan get kicked off My Morning Jacket's tour bus]  You boner.