Scrubs (TV Series)

Our Histories (2009)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

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• Dr. Cox : [J.D. and Turk are dancing in costumes. Dr. Cox stares interested. When they stop]  Please tell me this is just an intermission, 'cause I don't want this show to ever end.

  J.D. : Why are you here, Perry?

  Dr. Cox : To laugh, to cry, to cry from laughing, but mostly to laugh at two desperate guys on an iceslide to an irralivant middle age.

  J.D. : Well, not only have we been lettin' them know...

  [turns to turk] 

  J.D. : Is that the right expression?

  Turk : [mumbling to J.D]  Yeah that's right, lettin' them know.

  J.D. : [to dr. Cox again]  we've been lettin' them know, by doing the cabbage patch, the running man and the capoera.

  Turk : That's right, that's brazzilian dance fight! In your face.

  Dr. Cox : [looking around]  Where's the jackass?

  [whissles for attention] 

  Dr. Cox : Jackass! Come!

  Cole Aaronson : What up?

  Dr. Cox : Now you are the host of this party and to some extend the voice of your generation and while I sadly acknowledge that heralds the coming apocalypse I do value your opinion on one thing in particular.

  Cole Aaronson : Woaw... You're like shakespear, jo.

  Dr. Cox : I am. I am like shakespear, jo. Now look around the room really quick and tell me the five lamest people that you see. Feel free to start with me.

  Cole Aaronson : [points at dr. Cox]  One: old.

  [points at Ted] 

  Cole Aaronson : two: bald and shiney.

  [points at Kelso] 

  Cole Aaronson : three: Superold.

  [points at security guard] 

  Cole Aaronson : four: checked out my jug at the urinal. and...

  [points at unknown guy] 

  Cole Aaronson : five: as weird junk, number four told me.

  Turk : We didn't make the list.

  J.D. : Nope, we didn't.

  Turk : You've just been served.

  J.D. : Yeah and you know what? We're going to rub it in your face a little bit by doing some brazilian fight dancing. Five, six, seven, eight

  [start dancing and J.D. kicks Turk accidentically in the face and Turk falls down] 

  Dr. Cox : That was outstanding!

  J.D. : [voice over]  Sometimes reality takes the form of a kick to the head...

  Cole Aaronson : SOrry bros. You've just been brougt to the numbers one and two of my lame-list.

  J.D. : Why I think Turk should be numer one cause he appears to be bleeding.

  [while Dr. Cox makes a photo of Turk lying there you hear J.D. his voice] 

  J.D. : ... Other times it gets right up in your grill.