- Dr. Cox: [J.D. and Turk are dancing in costumes. Dr. Cox stares interested. When they stop] Please tell me this is just an intermission, 'cause I don't want this show to ever end.
- J.D.: Why are you here, Perry?
- Dr. Cox: To laugh, to cry, to cry from laughing, but mostly to laugh at two desperate guys on an iceslide to an irralivant middle age.
- J.D.: Well, not only have we been lettin' them know...
- [turns to turk]
- J.D.: Is that the right expression?
- Turk: [mumbling to J.D] Yeah that's right, lettin' them know.
- J.D.: [to dr. Cox again] we've been lettin' them know, by doing the cabbage patch, the running man and the capoera.
- Turk: That's right, that's brazzilian dance fight! In your face.
- Dr. Cox: [looking around] Where's the jackass?
- [whissles for attention]
- Dr. Cox: Jackass! Come!
- Cole Aaronson: What up?
- Dr. Cox: Now you are the host of this party and to some extend the voice of your generation and while I sadly acknowledge that heralds the coming apocalypse I do value your opinion on one thing in particular.
- Cole Aaronson: Woaw... You're like shakespear, jo.
- Dr. Cox: I am. I am like shakespear, jo. Now look around the room really quick and tell me the five lamest people that you see. Feel free to start with me.
- Cole Aaronson: [points at dr. Cox] One: old.
- [points at Ted]
- Cole Aaronson: two: bald and shiney.
- [points at Kelso]
- Cole Aaronson: three: Superold.
- [points at security guard]
- Cole Aaronson: four: checked out my jug at the urinal. and...
- [points at unknown guy]
- Cole Aaronson: five: as weird junk, number four told me.
- Turk: We didn't make the list.
- J.D.: Nope, we didn't.
- Turk: You've just been served.
- J.D.: Yeah and you know what? We're going to rub it in your face a little bit by doing some brazilian fight dancing. Five, six, seven, eight
- [start dancing and J.D. kicks Turk accidentically in the face and Turk falls down]
- Dr. Cox: That was outstanding!
- J.D.: [voice over] Sometimes reality takes the form of a kick to the head...
- Cole Aaronson: SOrry bros. You've just been brougt to the numbers one and two of my lame-list.
- J.D.: Why I think Turk should be numer one cause he appears to be bleeding.
- [while Dr. Cox makes a photo of Turk lying there you hear J.D. his voice]
- J.D.: ... Other times it gets right up in your grill.