Episode #1.1453
- Episode aired Apr 27, 1994
- TV-14
- 28m
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- Haydn Ross
- (as Andrew Hill)
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Donald Fisher: Mr. Wilson?
Jack Wilson: Ah, Yes, sir?
Donald Fisher: Why haven't you changed into your sports uniform?
Jack Wilson: Well, I'm not in any races, sir.
Donald Fisher: I see.
Jack Wilson: Does this mean I can get the day off?
Donald Fisher: No, it most certainly does *not*.
[turns to students in corridor]
Donald Fisher: No-one is to leave the school grounds until all the events are finished.
[turns back to Jack]
Donald Fisher: and please take those sunglasses off when you're talking to me.
Jack Wilson: I can't sir; I'm protecting myself from harmful UV Rays. Research has shown...
Donald Fisher: Research? Research has also shown that there are surprisingly very few UV Rays in *this corridor*.
[calls to Luke]
Donald Fisher: Mr. Cunningham? Mr. Wilson seems to be under the impression he will not be competing today.
Luke Cunningham: You haven't checked the board. You're down for three races.
Jack Wilson: The Egg and Spoon Race?
Luke Cunningham: Hmmm... We don't have Egg and Spoon Races in High School.
Jack Wilson: The Three-legged race?
Luke Cunningham: No...
Jack Wilson: Sack Race?
Luke Cunningham: No.
Jack Wilson: Pity. I reckon I'd be pretty good in the sack.
Luke Cunningham: Really? Go get changed.
Jack Wilson: Yes, sir.
[goes upstairs]
Luke Cunningham: Quite a character.
Donald Fisher: Yes, he's also trouble. Too clever by half if you ask me!