Freak Dance (2010)

Hal Rudnick: Asteroid

Quotes 

• Doctor : Mr. Asteroid, these x-rays indicate that your break dancing on the ceiling has caused a deadly tumor on your brain.

  Asteroid : But Doc, dancing on the ceiling is my signature move.

  Doctor : Your signature move is killing you. I'm afraid you have ten left to live.

  Asteroid : Ten what? Ten years? Ten months?

  Doctor : All we know for sure is ten.

• Dazzle : You killed my sister doing the Freak Dance on her.

  Asteroid : Nothing sorrows me more than the death of your older sister. I'm also sorry that the news of your sister's death caused your father's heart attack... and death... and the ambulance picking up your father ran over your dog. And after your dog died your house got robbed. And by robbed I mean they took your baby. Sorry for all that too.