"How I Met Your Mother" The Window (TV Episode 2009) - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson

Ted Mosby : I sent a cab with a female driver so she would have no other male interaction until she came to me.

Barney Stinson : Where she will still have no interaction with a man. What up? I feel good tonight. Tonight's gonna be good.
Barney Stinson : [to a random girl, wearing Marshall's overalls] Hey.

Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, he's not saying hello, he's just telling you what he feeds his horses. Oh man, I could sit here and make "you look like a farmer" jokes all night. Challenge accepted.
Ted Mosby : You know how everyone has that guy or girl that no matter what happens, you know will be perfect for you.

Marshall Eriksen : Lily.

Robin Scherbatsky : Mike Shacks.

Barney Stinson : That girl over there.
Barney Stinson : [about Marshall's overalls] No one, I mean no one could get laid wearing these. Challenge accepted. I, Barney Stinson, of sound mind and amazing body will wear these overalls until have sex with a woman.
Ted Mosby : I forgot what it feels like to chase the real thing but I think I'm ready again.

Barney Stinson : Yeah... let me tell you were I'm at... I want to have sex with a girl so I can take off these overalls.
Jim : [about Maggie] I've been in love with her for five years.

Ted Mosby : I've been in love with her for twelve years.

Barney Stinson : I've been in these overalls for an hour and a half.
Barney Stinson : [On phone] Ten minutes and the window's closed.

Ted Mosby : What? Ten minutes?

Barney Stinson : Because we're bros.

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson