How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Window (2009)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : I sent a cab with a female driver so she would have no other male interaction until she came to me.

  Barney Stinson : Where she will still have no interaction with a man. What up? I feel good tonight. Tonight's gonna be good.

• Ted Mosby : You know how everyone has that guy or girl that no matter what happens, you know will be perfect for you.

  Marshall Eriksen : Lily.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Mike Shacks.

  Barney Stinson : That girl over there.

• Ted Mosby : [Ted is trying to end the class early so he could scramble back to MacLaren's for Maggie]  One very important thing to keep in mind when designing a bridge...

  [absentmindedly writes MAGGIE on the blackboard] 

  Louis : Maggie?

  Ted Mosby : Oh no, I mean, yes, when designing a bridge, always remember

  [points to writing] 

  Ted Mosby : Make Adjustments, Go Get It Energized. Good advice for life too.

  Betty : [Raises hand]  So Professor Mosby, is this Maggie someone special?

  Ted Mosby : No... she's this girl I've been into for a really long time so well, tonight could be the one chance I have to go out with her.

  [students raise hands and Ted chooses one] 

  Jamie Adamic : Is she a hottie?

  Ted Mosby : Yes Jamie she's very attractive, we can just end this class right now and

  [Betty raises hand] 

  Ted Mosby : Betty?

  Betty : Maggie may finally be available, but what about you Professor Mosby, are you ready for a serious relationship?

  Ted Mosby : Totally... I mean I think so, maybe, I don't know, what do you guys think?

  [students raise hands] 

• Ted Mosby : I forgot what it feels like to chase the real thing but I think I'm ready again.

  Barney Stinson : Yeah... let me tell you were I'm at... I want to have sex with a girl so I can take off these overalls.

• Ted Mosby : Oh come on. Who really wants to sit here and listen to me blab about bridges for an hour?

  [hands go up; Ted is moved] 

  Ted Mosby : Really?

• Ted Mosby : [Ted receives a call]  Hello?

  Mrs. Douglas : Hello? Ted Mosby?

  Ted Mosby : Yes?

  Mrs. Douglas : The window is open.

  Ted Mosby : [pause]  What?

  Mrs. Douglas : The Window... is open!

  Ted Mosby : [hangs up and looks to Marshall]  The window is open.

  Marshall Eriksen : What are you waiting for?

  Ted Mosby : I... I...

  Marshall Eriksen : Run, Ted! RUN!

  [Ted runs out of the apartment] 

  Ted Mosby : [to Lily on the sidewalk]  Lily, the window is open.

  Lily Aldrin : Make a hole, people!

  [gets baby cart of bystanders and pushes it forward, sending the bystanders to chase it] 

  Lily Aldrin : Run, Ted! RUN!

• Jim : [about Maggie]  I've been in love with her for five years.

  Ted Mosby : I've been in love with her for twelve years.

  Barney Stinson : I've been in these overalls for an hour and a half.

• Barney Stinson : [On phone]  Ten minutes and the window's closed.

  Ted Mosby : What? Ten minutes?

  Barney Stinson : Because we're bros.