Community (TV Series)
Comparative Religion (2009)
Anthony Michael Hall: Mike
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Quotes
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Mike : Give me a winterdoodle!
Jeff Winger : If you're trying to be menacing, maybe don't call the cookie by its name.
Mike : Oh, you're funny. You're a funny man. Wanna hear something funny, funny man? Knock-knock. My fist up your balls!
Jeff Winger : Who's there...?
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Mike : Look, this dude doesn't show up, we're definitely going to Applebee's, alright? 'Cause I'm getting in a fight no matter what today, I'm telling you, dude, right now.
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Mike : Hey, look at that, Forehead's taking a test.
Jeff Winger : Why don't you get going, Chuck Norris?
Mike : Did you just shoo me?
Britta : Why don't you just kiss him already?
Mike : Dude, I will shoo your nose down your throat.
Jeff Winger : Señor Chang, can you do something about this?
Señor Chang : I'll allow it.
Mike : Qué pasa here, huh? It's usted, dude. Even I know that.
[knocks test off the desk, laughing]
Jeff Winger : You picked the wrong day to correct my Spanish, No Sleeves. It's on.
Abed : He's doing this for me. He's my bodyguard.
Mike : You wanna dance?
Britta : To some show tunes?
Jeff Winger : No, I want to beat you and I'm gonna enjoy it, because you're like this school. You're obnoxious, cramping my style and you smell like french-fry oil.
Mike : I don't get it.