"Parks and Recreation" The Possum (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope

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Quotes 

  • Leslie Knope : I can't kill the possum 'cause it might be innocent. I can't let the possum go because it might be guilty. Can't make a good soup; can't do a handstand in a pool; can't spell the word lieutenant. There are a lot of can'ts in my life right now.

  • Leslie Knope : Oh, hey Shauna.

    Shauna Malwae-Tweep : Hi Leslie.

    Leslie Knope : Hi! Andy, you remember Shauna Malwae-Tweep, from the Pawnee Journal?

    Andy Dwyer : How could I forget!

    [They shake hands] 

    Andy Dwyer : You wrote the article when I fell in the pit, and then afterwards had sex with Mark, and everyone talked about it.

    [long silence] 

  • April Ludgate : [the possum is loose in Ann's house]  I let it out of its cage because it needed water, and I thought it would just drink out of the toilet or something, but then it ran off, and I couldn't get back it in.

    [Glances guiltily at a coffee mug ring on the table] 

    April Ludgate : He did that, too.

    Leslie Knope : Oh, boy...

    April Ludgate : Yeah, and then I opened all the doors because I thought it would just go outside, but it won't leave the house! It must love tacky pictures of flowers.

  • Leslie Knope : Eugene! Boy, we have a very important job for you.

    Eugene : We'll get to it first thing Monday.

    Leslie Knope : Today's Wednesday.

  • Evelyn Roushland : Well, Miss Knope, I have to say I'm very disappointed.

    Leslie Knope : You didn't *have* to say that. You could've just thought it.

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