Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Park Safety (2010)
Aziz Ansari: Tom Haverford
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Quotes
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Leslie Knope : I feel like we're responsible for this.
April Ludgate : Why? We didn't mug Jerry.
Leslie Knope : Well, why was he in the park in the first place?
Tom Haverford : Because we tricked him into going there. I don't see the connection.
Leslie Knope : I don't know. This is on us. It's karma.
Tom Haverford : Wouldn't it be karma if we were the ones that got mugged?
April Ludgate : Yeah. That's how pathetic Jerry is. He can't even get karma right.
[All laugh]
Leslie Knope : No, that's not funny.
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Carl Lorthner : So! You're too important for me until one of your own gets attacked.
Leslie Knope : I just feel like there's more we can do to keep the parks safe.
Carl Lorthner : Oh, you think you know how to do my job? Well, you might not be so confident once you walked a mile in my size sevens.
[puts his foot on desk]
Leslie Knope : Kind of small feet.
Tom Haverford : Actually, seven is the worldwide average.
Carl Lorthner : Boom!