- Captain America: Fall back, and let this shield blow freedom o'er the land. Like the gusty wind that follows a Fourth of July weenie with extra onion.
- [jumps]
- Captain America: Yankee doodle dandy!
- Captain America: The star quartz affects all metals, Doom. Give it here, or the world will know what kind of underpants a despot wears.
- Dr. Doom: Hah! I am wearing a metal thong.
- Toad: If Sabretooth gets a pet sabretooth, Toad should get a pet toad!
- Batroc the Leaper: And I, Batroc, want a pet bat. And a pet rock.
- Silver Surfer: Iron Man, I got your secret text message. Is this the fleeing suspect you would like me to intercept?
- Iron Man: Nice secrecy, Surfer. I was kinda hoping to surprise him.
- Iron Man: Now, now, don't get your loincloth in a twist, eh, we can always beat each other up later, eh, let's talk it out.