It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Reignites the Rivalry (2009)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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• Charlie Kelly : [after informing a rival bar that the gang poisoned them 10 years ago to win a flip-cup tournament]  Check it out... Who's to say we didn't put that very same poison in the drinking water?

  Mac : [customers begin spitting out water]  Everybody relax. He's lying. He doesn't have any poison.

  Charlie Kelly : No, I don't have any on me. But I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.

  Frank Reynolds : There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles.

  [pause] 

  Frank Reynolds : What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?

  Charlie Kelly : Well, that's mayonnaise. That's a decoy.

  Frank Reynolds : And the mayo?

  Charlie Kelly : That's shampoo.

  Frank Reynolds : You're telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?

  Charlie Kelly : If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah... probably.

• Charlie Kelly : I'll totally pull a Good Will Hunting on those kids and that'll put 'em in their place.

  Mac : How are you gonna do that?

  Charlie Kelly : Well, you've seen the movie, right?

  Mac : Yeah.

  Charlie Kelly : So all I gotta do is I'll ask them some like big shot, like, math or science, history-type college question and then I'll totally stump them by knowing a lot more about the answer than they do.

  Mac : Yeah, in that movie, Matt Damon played a genius janitor. You're just a janitor.

  Charlie Kelly : ...Right.

  [chuckles] 

  Charlie Kelly : ... Ah, you stumped me with that one.