- Chuck Bartowski: Hey. Why did you do it?
- John Casey: Because you weren't going to. You're not a killer, Chuck.
- Chuck Bartowski: Thanks.
- Daniel Shaw: We've got it, Chuck. Congratulations.
- Chuck Bartowski: I am a spy!
- [His towel drops]
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh no. I am a naked spy.
- John Casey: You took the test last night and you passed?
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh yeah. With flying colors, man. And I think we both know I have you to thank for that. So, I-I wanted to give you a little something.
- [Chuck hands Casey a box containing a gun]
- Chuck Bartowski: I don't think they're going to miss it down in Castle, do you?
- John Casey: You know that giving away a federally issued firearm is a felony, don't you?... It's a thoughtful felony.
- John Casey: You need to understand that to Walker, Shaw, and Beckman, you passed the test. You killed Perry. Doing exactly what you were trained to do.
- Chuck Bartowski: Yeah, except I didn't do it. You did.
- John Casey: Chuck, I'm a civilian. Which means, technically, what happened tonight was murder. And no one can know the truth about that... *ever*... Not even Sarah. She'd be implicated too.
- Chuck Bartowski: I thought I'd take a second to see how you're adjusting to civilian life. Apparently, not so great.
- John Casey: Baby steps.
- Chuck Bartowski: More like baby kicks to the groin. We gotta get you reinstated, buddy. Without a license to kill, you are a menace to society.
- Hunter Perry: You're not here to arrest me either. I should've known. You might as well be one of them.
- Chuck Bartowski: I am not one of them. I will *never* be one of them! And for that very reason, I am going to arrest you. In fact, at this very moment consider yourself *officially* arrested. Okay?
- Lester Patel: [about Casey] He's not a man.
- Jeff Barnes: He's an animal.
- Lester Patel: Like Jeff, but undulled by drink or drug, and more dangerous because of it. We demand justice! At least a humiliating apology.
- Daniel Shaw: Chuck has to kill him.
- Sarah Walker: What? Chuck has to kill him? You're giving him the Red Test tonight?
- Daniel Shaw: That's right.
- Sarah Walker: Why didn't you tell me?
- Daniel Shaw: Because you would've said you couldn't be a part of it.
- Sarah Walker: I can't... I can't be a part of it. And I won't! *You* have to meet him. I can't make him do something like that. I'm not sure I want him to be able to do something like that.
- Daniel Shaw: Are you stil in love with him?
- Sarah Walker: No. Not any more! It's just - he's not going to be the same person again.
- General Beckman: But if you succeed, you will be promoted. No more Buy More. No more handlers. Just real missions for a real spy. You will be based out of Rome. Your cover will be that of a billionaire Industrialist.
- Chuck Bartowski: Serious - seriously? Molto bene! I love it! This is fantastic! We're all going to have to brush up on Italiano, you know what I mean?
- General Beckman: No, Chuck, just you. Agents Walker and Shaw will be based in DC and continue to head counter Ring operations there. You will deploy before them.
- Chuck Bartowski: So, you and Shaw, you're going to be... living together? Is that it? Are you guys real serious or what?
- Sarah Walker: Uh, I don't know. It's... it's different.
- Chuck Bartowski: Different how?
- Sarah Walker: Than with you.
- Lester Patel: Yeah, we're cool. *If* we seal our newfound understanding in that time tested way, by breaking freshly baked bread together, right? I think that's - Jefferson?
- [Jeff puts the sandwich down]
- Lester Patel: Mind you, there's *literally* no way of knowing where this guy's mouth has been before this: fire hydrants, diseased animals, puppets.
- Sarah Walker: The final part of your mission is to kill him.
- Chuck Bartowski: Are you being serious right now? Are you kidding me? Kill him here? Now? I can't do that!
- Sarah Walker: Then you won't become a spy.
- Chuck Bartowski: But then... we couldn't...
- Sarah Walker: No. Probably not.
- Chuck Bartowski: Sarah, when all this started, I didn't think I had a chance of ever becoming a real spy. But if - if I can't do this then - then -then what'll I be?
- Sarah Walker: Then you'll be Chuck, and there's nothing wrong with that... That's all I can say. I'm sorry. The rest is your decision.
- Sarah Walker: I - I just didn't think that he would do it.
- [Sarah scoffs]
- Sarah Walker: And now I realize it's my fault that he did.