- Jordan Knight: [about Mortal Kombat] Parents think if kids play game like that, they'll pull their teachers' hearts out.
- Joel Stein: Right Said Fred were too sexy for a lot of things, but I don't think they were too sexy for each other if you know what I mean.
- Joel Stein: [about the Dream Team] The other teams were excited to meet them and get their autographs and then get their ass kicked by them.