Archer (TV Series)

Skytanic (2010)

Amber Nash: Pam Poovey

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Quotes 

• Malory Archer : [Cheryl is lying unconscious in a pool of water]  Oh, my God! What the hell happened here?

  Pam : Well, she and Cyril were getting it on, and Cyril lost it...

  Malory Archer : So he killed her?

  Pam : No, no. And then Cheryl got all freaked out and, long story short, I had to drown her a little bit.

  Malory Archer : So *you* killed her?

  Pam : [Cheryl comes to, spluttering water,]  Apparently not.

• Pam : What's the poem going to be about when Cyril snaps and murders you?

  Cheryl : I don't know. World's gushiest orgasm?

• Cheryl Tunt : Pick one. Either A, I tell Lana what happened on that scratchy green office rug or 2, you get inside me.

  Cyril Figgis : Or C, maybe I just jam this mop into the engine and kill all of us.

  Cheryl Tunt : I don't think that's how blimps work.

  Cyril Figgis : Darn! Right, we just sort of float around. Stupid naturally safe helium.

  Cheryl Tunt : But I am liking the jamming imagery. And the killing!

  Cyril Figgis : And are you just gonna sit there?

  Pam Poovey : Yeah, until she tags me in!

  Cyril Figgis : What?

  Pam Poovey : I'm kidding. My back's all messed up.

• Cheryl : Yeah, what does a blimp do, Pam?

  Pam : Uhh, kick your skinny ass?

• Cyril Figgis : Why the hell are you two still here?

  Cheryl Tunt : Because I knew you'd be here because you don't trust Lana with Mr. Archer.

  Cyril Figgis : No! No, now that is...

  Cheryl Tunt : ...so ironic, Cyril, especially in light of recent rug-burny events.

  Cyril Figgis : No!

  Pam Poovey : Oh, my god, you two BANGED?

  Cyril Figgis : I, uh, see, here's the thing... uh fruit basket!

  [Dumps basket on floor] 

  Pam Poovey : Wow. You are just a dog in a manger.

  Cheryl Tunt : I don't know what that means, Pam. I didn't grow up on a cheese farm.

  Pam Poovey : Oh for the... It's called a dairy.

• Pam : Oh, my God! You two banged?

• Pam Poovey : You're ruining your life, you idiot! And making it hard to drop a deuce.

• Pam Poovey : Okay, so Cyril got in over his head.

  Malory Archer : Jesus. God, did he kill her?

  Pam Poovey : No, no, no. He ran from her to go confess to Lana. But then this one starts freaking out and long story short, I kinda had to drown her in the tub.

  Malory Archer : So you killed her?

  Pam Poovey : Apparently not, so good news.