Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
P.C. (2010)
Mariska Hargitay: Detective Olivia Benson
Quotes
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Babs Duffy : What's your problem, Stabler?
Detective Elliot Stabler : Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Babs Duffy : You don't want me as an enemy?
Detective Elliot Stabler : Well, I'm pretty damn sure I don't want you as a friend either.
Babs Duffy : Oh, good. Because a friend would tell you, your ass is huge. I mean shouldn't you work out? Really, it's like it came down the back of your pants...
Detective Olivia Benson : [interrupts her] We're still on the case, Babs. And if we need any help, we'll be sure to call you.
[they walk away]
Babs Duffy : Alright, but how hard can it be? I mean look, I don't expect Assy McBigpants to catch anybody, but Benson, you seem pretty on the ball.
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Detective Olivia Benson : So...
[Removes her jacket to reveal a button for a lesbian-rights group]
Detective Olivia Benson : Remember me?
Ronnie Watley : Yeah, you were on stage today.
Detective Olivia Benson : Uh oh. That make me one of them.
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[the detectives suspect a death metal musician with a vampire schtict of rape]
Captain Donald Cragen : Fin, put up a face union page for Jane Doe. Hopefully it goes viral, and somebody recognizes her.
Detective Olivia Benson : El and I will track down Count Chocula.
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Detective Olivia Benson : Our rapist has a website?
Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : Plus a bunch of songs you can download.
Detective Elliot Stabler : It's a heavy metal band.
Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : Death metal, more like. Think Black Sabbath or Judas Priest, only sicker and more violent.
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Detective Olivia Benson : Hey, El, can I ask you something?
Detective Elliot Stabler : Yeah.
Detective Olivia Benson : Do you ever get a gay vibe from me?
Detective Elliot Stabler : Would it matter if I did?
Detective Olivia Benson : You're not answering the question.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Well, it's not like you've had a lot of luck with guys.
Detective Olivia Benson : It's called being married to the job.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Did, uh, Babs make a move on you?
Detective Olivia Benson : [answers phone] Olivia Benson.
Detective Elliot Stabler : I get hit, you get hit on.
Detective Olivia Benson : And our perp gets shot.
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Detective Olivia Benson : Hey Babs! Typo, not a hate crime.