- Phil Dunphy: I just installed a sweet home theater system in the family room. The, uh, trouble is... Claire struggles with technology of any kind. I mean, remotes, cell phones, computers.
- [flashback]
- Claire Dunphy: [entering Haley's room in her bra and panties, with her nightgown open] Haley, have you seen my blue...
- Dylan: [on Haley's webcam] Hey, Mrs. Dunphy.
- Claire Dunphy: Oh, hey, Dylan.
- Phil Dunphy: [open mouthed] You know I can see you, right?
- Claire Dunphy: [frozen in fear] No, I did not know that.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: How was your lunch with the boys?
- Jay Pritchett: Good. Ran into Mitchell and Cam.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Ay, nice.
- Jay Pritchett: And you're not going to believe this: Mitchell says Shorty's gay.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Shorty?
- [pause]
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Yeah, I believe it.
- Jay Pritchett: Oh, come on!