Archer (TV Series)
Training Day (2010)
George Coe: Woodhouse
Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Oh, my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis : Call girl!
Sterling Archer : No, Cyril!
Cyril Figgis : She was a call...
Sterling Archer : When they're dead, they're just hookers. God, I said the cap on the poison pen slips off for no reason, didn't I?
Cyril Figgis : But I just assumed that if anything bad happened...
Sterling Archer : No, do not say the Chekhov gun, Cyril. That, sir, is a facile argument.
Woodhouse : And also woefully esoteric.
Sterling Archer : Woodhouse...
Woodhouse : Fetching a rug, sir.
Sterling Archer : Now he's fetching a rug. Happy, Cyril?
Cyril Figgis : No! No, I'm not happy!
Sterling Archer : Well, guess what? Me neither! I mean, big picture, I wouldn't say I'm a happy person.
Woodhouse : Sir, I have fetched the rug.
Sterling Archer : Plus, now I'm out of a rug.