Archer (TV Series)

Training Day (2010)

Amber Nash: Pam Poovey

Quotes 

• Pam : [Sound of machine-gun fire]  Oh, my God, did you hear that?

  Cheryl : What do you think it is?

  Malory Archer : Immigrants! That's all they do, you know - just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs.

• Malory Archer : Because I don't want Sterling to end up with a woman like Lana Kane? My god, a black

  [pause] 

  Malory Archer : ops field agent.

  Pam : Thought she was going in a whole other direction with that.

• Malory Archer : You tell me, does it look like I'm allergic?

  Pam Poovey : Jesus Jones, yes!

  Malory Archer : So when I asked for cucumber slices, which one of you idiots sent up zucchini?

  Cheryl Tunt : Oh, well, um, that would be...

  Pam Poovey : That would be Jane.

  Malory Archer : Scatterbrain Jane?

  Cheryl Tunt : I know. She's just a mess.

  Pam Poovey : Because this is obviously zucchini.

  Malory Archer : Oh, like you'd recognize a vegetable that wasn't wrapped in a Monte Cristo sandwich.

  Pam Poovey : What's that supposed to mean?

  Malory Archer : That is Pam, isn't it?

• Cheryl : Beep, beep, beep.

  Pam : Oh you're giving me the truck noise, Karen Carpenter's stunt double?

• Cheryl : Are you just totally gay for her?

  Pam : I'm... the Human Resources Director, Little Miss Hostile Work Environment.

  Cheryl : [whispering]  She is riddled with Herpes.

  Pam : Hey! Inappropriate workplace topic... and also a deal-breaker.