"How I Met Your Mother" Girls vs. Suits (TV Episode 2010) Poster

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

  • Tim Gunn : Your suits death is another suits life.

    Barney Stinson : Do it.

    Tim Gunn : You're doing the right thing.

    [Barney sobs] 

    Tim Gunn : Please don't cry on this - it's silk.

  • Barney Stinson : My friends, I have been with many women in my day: lawyers, teachers, poets, doctors, professional equestrians, amateur equestrians... a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker-yes, we're to the rhyming section now-a math professor, a tax assessor, a weight guesser... a puppeteer, a blackjack dealer, a stay-at-home-mom- that's a job too, guys-a circuit court jus-

    [Gets cut off] 

  • Barney Stinson : [about picking world peace over his suits]  I'm gonna stop you right there. It's the suits. Come on, Lily, get your head out of your ass.

  • Barney Stinson : [Barney tries to hit on MacLaren's female bartender, Karina, as he sees her warmly receive other guys]  Hey.

    Karina : [Curtly]  What do you want?

    Barney Stinson : Drop the act, baby doll, daddy needs a-

    [realizes what she just said] 

    Barney Stinson : Wait, whaaat?

    Karina : Are you gonna order a drink, or are you just gonna stand there looking stupid?

    Barney Stinson : [Caught off-guard]  Um...

    Karina : I don't know how to make an 'Um'. Is that equal parts vodka and get the hell out of my face?

    [cheerfully, at another guy] 

    Karina : Hey, Bobby! What do you want?

  • Barney Stinson : Only two things could cause that commotion - boobs.

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