How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Girls vs. Suits (2010)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Tim Gunn : Your suits death is another suits life.
Barney Stinson : Do it.
Tim Gunn : You're doing the right thing.
[Barney sobs]
Tim Gunn : Please don't cry on this - it's silk.
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Barney Stinson : My friends, I have been with many women in my day: lawyers, teachers, poets, doctors, professional equestrians, amateur equestrians... a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker-yes, we're to the rhyming section now-a math professor, a tax assessor, a weight guesser... a puppeteer, a blackjack dealer, a stay-at-home-mom- that's a job too, guys-a circuit court jus-
[Gets cut off]
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Barney Stinson : [about picking world peace over his suits] I'm gonna stop you right there. It's the suits. Come on, Lily, get your head out of your ass.
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Barney Stinson : [Barney tries to hit on MacLaren's female bartender, Karina, as he sees her warmly receive other guys] Hey.
Karina : [Curtly] What do you want?
Barney Stinson : Drop the act, baby doll, daddy needs a-
[realizes what she just said]
Barney Stinson : Wait, whaaat?
Karina : Are you gonna order a drink, or are you just gonna stand there looking stupid?
Barney Stinson : [Caught off-guard] Um...
Karina : I don't know how to make an 'Um'. Is that equal parts vodka and get the hell out of my face?
[cheerfully, at another guy]
Karina : Hey, Bobby! What do you want?
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Barney Stinson : Only two things could cause that commotion - boobs.