Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Marisa Tomei: Kate
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Quotes
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Kate : Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute, asshole!
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Kate : As you know Robbie's shining moment this year was when he set a school record for cursing in an eighth grade English class.
[gets up and writes on blackboard]
Kate : Asshole. You're familiar with that word, Mrs Weaver?
Emily : Yes, I am and I've spoken to the Principal...
Kate : Asshole. As in someone who tells a woman he'll call and never does. Asshole. As in someone who uses honesty to get a woman into bed with him but is actually full of shit, like the rest of them.
Emily : [looking at Cal] This is not about Robbie...
Kate : Asshole. Someone who allows a woman to go downtown for 45 minutes because he's nervous!
Emily : Ewww!
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Kate : I'm five years sober asshole!
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Cal : I have children - plural. And my wife was cheating on me with David Lindhagen, which I wasn't supposed to tell you about either, but I did. Nice to meet you.
Kate : What were you supposed to tell me?
Cal : I don't know. I don't know. I was supposed to say that you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute, which is actually something that I used to say to my wife. But now it's become corrupted. And I have 18 layers of clothes on. I'm wearing a shirt and a tie, and a sweater, and a suede jacket that just seals in all the heat. Seals in all the juices. I'm just - it's all sweat under here. This is just sweat from here down. I'm - this - this sweater, this is called "slim cut", but it feels like a scuba suit. And I'm looking at your breasts. What's that about?
Kate : You think I', the perfect combination of sexy and cute?
Cal : That's what you picked up from what I just said?
