Tiny Furniture (2010)

Laurie Simmons: Siri

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Quotes 

• Siri : ...Poems are a very stupid thing to be good at. Poems are basically like dreams. Something everybody likes to tell other people but stuff that nobody actually cares about when its not their own.

• Siri : Do you have the same sense of entitlement as my daughter.

  Charlotte : Oh believe me, mine is much worse.

• [first lines] 

  Aura : Honey, I'm home... Family?

  Candice : Downstairs...

  Siri : Can you turn your right toe slightly towards me?

  Nadine : It hurts.

  Siri : Perfect.

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• Siri : You get him out of our house.

  Aura : What?

  Siri : I want him out of my house!

  Aura : He's not doing anything! He's only been in my room!

  Siri : He is in the laundry room mixing lights and darks!