Tiny Furniture (2010)

Lena Dunham: Aura

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Quotes 

• Aura : I have no experience.

  Charlotte : It's absolutely fine. On my resume under "skills", I put "has a landline".

• Keith : How are things?

  Aura : Um. I'm really tired. I took three klonopin and woke up next to a spoon full of peanut butter.

• Charlotte : You know the thing about your friends? They weren't assholes, were they?

  Aura : No, not at all.

  Charlotte : See, that's the problem. Our people are assholes. Our moms are assholes.

  Aura : You think my mom's an asshole?

  Charlotte : Yeah. She's too successful not to be.

• Keith : These guys are such fucking dirt bags, man. I'm just sitting there, trying to read my book, and they're all crowded around watching "cum omelette" on someone's iPhone.

  Aura : What is "cum omelette"?

  Keith : A porn video.

  Aura : What happens in it?

  Keith : Pretty self explanatory.

• [first lines] 

  Aura : Honey, I'm home... Family?

  Candice : Downstairs...

  Siri : Can you turn your right toe slightly towards me?

  Nadine : It hurts.

  Siri : Perfect.

  [click] 

• Charlotte : In high school, you were always the "I have to go home" girl. Are you still the "i have to go home" girl?

  Aura : I have to go home.

• Aura : You don't have AIDS, do you?

  Keith : No. Do you?

  Aura : Uh uh.

  Keith : Do you have herpes?

  Aura : No. Do you?

  Keith : No.

• Charlotte : OK, full disclosure. I was in rehab in 2007. It wasn't for this pot, it was for like a blow situation that I since cleared up.

  Aura : Do you drink?

  Charlotte : Yeah, no, no, umm... only kombucha, you know? And some red wine, but that's good for you. But I don't think we need to talk about all our issues, you know?

• Aura : [on why her ex-boyfriend went to Colorado]  Something about building a shrine to his ancestors out of a dying tree.

• Siri : You get him out of our house.

  Aura : What?

  Siri : I want him out of my house!

  Aura : He's not doing anything! He's only been in my room!

  Siri : He is in the laundry room mixing lights and darks!

• Aura : [to Siri when Aura asks to borrow her laptop]  Did you just google 'cupcakes'?

• Nadine : I have like a million things I could say right now.

  Aura : Like what?

  Nadine : Like get a fucking li... ghtbulb.

• Aura : I just got off a plane from Ohio. I am in a post-graduate delirium.