Tiny Furniture (2010)

Jemima Kirke: Charlotte

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• Aura : I have no experience.

  Charlotte : It's absolutely fine. On my resume under "skills", I put "has a landline".

• Siri : Do you have the same sense of entitlement as my daughter.

  Charlotte : Oh believe me, mine is much worse.

• Charlotte : You know the thing about your friends? They weren't assholes, were they?

  Aura : No, not at all.

  Charlotte : See, that's the problem. Our people are assholes. Our moms are assholes.

  Aura : You think my mom's an asshole?

  Charlotte : Yeah. She's too successful not to be.

• Charlotte : [when Aura mentions her hostess pay check]  I wouldn't get that excited about that paycheck. It's pretty disappointing. After awhile, I just stopped picking mine up.

• Charlotte : [to Aura after Charlotte slapped her because she hadn't seen her for years]  I'm so sorry i slapped you! i'm just so overwhelmed!

• Charlotte : In high school, you were always the "I have to go home" girl. Are you still the "i have to go home" girl?

  Aura : I have to go home.

• Charlotte : [to Aura]  You need something that shows off your little tits. You have the greatest little tits. They're like a 1960's porn star with those puffy little nipples you have.

• Charlotte : I think the issue is that it reflects badly on Aura as an authority figure...

  Nadine : You know what else reflects badly? Walking through my party with no pants on.

  Charlotte : That's a good point.

• Charlotte : OK, full disclosure. I was in rehab in 2007. It wasn't for this pot, it was for like a blow situation that I since cleared up.

  Aura : Do you drink?

  Charlotte : Yeah, no, no, umm... only kombucha, you know? And some red wine, but that's good for you. But I don't think we need to talk about all our issues, you know?

• Charlotte : Listen, if you're lonely, you can come back to my place, and we can just take an ambien and watch "Picnic at Hanging Rock".